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i present to you: pumpo mode. no, it's not what you think it is.

Having acquired a total of :lazer_6: :lazer_9: followers, all my life goals are now complete and I will retire from mastodon and live as a hermit.

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I really care about privacy, that's why I use linux, I won't use gmail, and I have never had a facebook account.
Oh, my home interface? I have an alexa and smart meter with apps running everything..

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Well I rewatched The Last Jedi and I think I finally get why so many people hate it

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So I'm in a really nice local group for cis spouses of trans partners and one of them was like "How do you know so many trans people?" and I was like "ummmm I know a lot of computer programmers and poets?"

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why does everyone abbreviate the ever loving shit out of their cw/subjects and then be surprised no one knows what they mean

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I absolutely love the blinking-light aesthetic of 80s sci-fi films like Alien. 1/3
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the man himself has confirmed it.
DUCKS 👏 CAN 👏 RUN 👏

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Schon absurd: Wir Journalisten bauen mit unserem Premiumcontent Follower für uns oder unsere Medienmarken auf. Und Twitter vermarktet die Leserschaft unter diesen Namen z.B. an Saturn, ohne dass wir einen Cent dafür bekommen? twitter.com/WolfieChristl/stat

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I HAVE INTERNET!!! :blobcheer:

(And the f***ing bastards couldn't have it running during the vacations. No, only when they're finished they managed to get it working miraculously. Yeah, right... 🙄 )

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Kinder berichten der Oma vom #35C3:
“Da war ein Mann, der hat die Hoverboards verliehen - ohne Geld! Der war voll nett!”
“Es waren ALLE voll nett dort!”
“Stimmt - und gegen Nazis!“

☺️

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#1000Dank an alle Engel, Redner.innen, Workshophosts, Aktive & Gäste – es war (und ist noch) ein wundervoller #35C3 in #Leipzig @ccc@twitter.com

Bereit für binge watching? media.ccc.de/ #buildingmemories /f

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