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Having acquired a total of :lazer_6: :lazer_9: followers, all my life goals are now complete and I will retire from mastodon and live as a hermit.

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@sluglife you get Brigitta MacBridge, Uncle Scrooge's extremely insistent love interest, primarily seen in Italian comics.

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boost this and i will assign you a random obscure disney comic book character

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cishet people aren't allowed to say uwu or owo sorry

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Improving your cheap home-brewed coffee, a guide to diminishing returns: Show more

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and the worst part is... you have to download candy crush yourself. windows 10 on the other hand installs it for you, *and* reinstalls it with every redstone update in case you accidentally uninstall it

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👦! there’s no need to feel ⬇️
👁💬👦 pick yourself 📴 the 🖼
👁💬👦 cause you’re in a new 🏙
there’s 🚫 need to feel 😥
BUM BUM BUM BUM

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Oh hey, Mastodon 2.7.2 is out, guess I gotta update!

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sometimes, self care is Not “treating yourself”

sometimes self care means saving your money or energy or time

don’t let capitalism fool you into thinking you have to buy things to feel better / that it’s the only way to care for yourself

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Google changes stance on upcoming Chrome Manifest V3 changes as benchmark shows they lied about performance hit. Who knew that a slimy ad company wouldn't want people who use its browser to block ads. zdnet.com/article/google-backt

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YUP it's allllllllllllllllllllllll gone. Man, okay.

Pro-tip for my server admins: INVEST IN BACKUPS.

I'm so thankful my server does daily backups using tarsnap.com/ with spot checks (I do them once a month with a throw away server)

Going to block off ~2hrs to rebuild my setup

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